And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

You know you can get salmonella from plants too, right? And you’re less likely to fully cook them.

Don’t know what to do

Red believes in the inherent goodness of humanity. Of course green will pull the lever, so why be stressed?

Alternatively, red is glad the system doesn’t unfairly influence green’s actions.

I was leaning there, but couldn’t resist the idea of Anthony Stewart Head cutting puppet organs out of screaming puppets. And using one of them as a puppet while singing.

Looks like Taboola ads. Jesus fucking Christ I hate them, but they’re nearly single-handedly keeping local news stations afloat at this point.

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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

I just did a theology!

Repo: The Generic Opera; Nathan

Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

I believe the pen in front of me exists.

Or that we’ve turned lead into gold, though not very cost-effectively to say the least.

And that’s just Xander.

“And if you don’t support killing them, you support terrorists, mmmkaaaaayyyy” — Bill Maher

That’s how you sell the plan to republican lawmakers.

the judiciary can ask

Ask whom?

And with no profit motive, you can have better access in less profitable neighborhoods.

If man is still alive

Sure, and scare quotes are fine, too. But anybody who’s ever read one page of any randomly selected story should understand their primary use.

That said, I’ll never condone using quotation marks for emphasis.

Butterflies and lightning bugs though