It’s also an important trauma processing technique. If you had a shitty childhood like us, it’s called reparenting instead.

I’ll have you know I’m fully activated and ready to eat Christian children for Biden

No. It’s like microwaving a TV dinner and saying you cooked.

I love my Google Home and how it’s connected to my Phillips Hue bulbs. I love being able to just yell “hey Google, nightlight” when I stumble home after a long night out, no need to fight with switches and too-bright lights after drinking