Bro remember the top-down GTA games?! Those were legit.

Yeah that’s what I’ve done. I’ve gotten very picky about which apps I allow to notify me of things. A week or two of turning off all the ones you don’t want and your phone gets quiet real quick.

Can’t even use a joystick yet…

Hoooo child I lost some hours to that one.

Fortunately for me, the wife liked it too, so I didn’t have to answer too many judgemental questions.

Rocket League on the other hand…

You know the sequel is in Early Access right? That’s what killed me last weekend…

The first release was so half-baked that I didn’t get into it, but they’ve released updates now that we’re enough for me to lose a weekend playing it. I still think the description “early release” is accurate, but it’s going to be a phenomenal sequel when they get the features and bugs worked out.

I bought this game like a year ago and have been afraid to install it for that very reason. Just haven’t had a week in my life that I can completely clear my schedule. I feel like based on what I’ve heard about it, it’s likely to scratch that same sort of itch that Kerbal Space Program does for me…

My man might be wearing the ol rose-colored glasses when it comes to the Limewire “heyday” of piracy.

I remember many times accidentally infecting my computer with a virus through that thing. That repair process was a HUGE pain in the ass.

I was stoned one night looking for concert footage and instead I got a video of a woman getting her head blown off at close range. That shit FUCKED. ME. UP. for a hot minute.

Todays situation is better in my opinion.

Nice! Hopefully in another five years it’ll have all the features of the original game!

Man I’m like an inch away from dropping Netflix. I’ve had it since it was DVDs, but the price keeps going up, and the value keeps going down.

Do you have a helpful statement?

Finally, I’m inside my wife.

I saw Oppenheimer in the theater and felt like an old man:

Me: IS IT ME, OR IS THIS MOVIE TOO LOUD?

My wife: WHAT DID YOU SAY??

I’ve never understood the “slim” thing console makers have been doing.

“Behold! Our latest game system!”

six months later

“Behold! The system we should have made in the first place!”

I don’t remember Trump ever supporting the vaccine, and I don’t remember his followers ever getting it.

I find the last sentence of that quote particularly interesting. Any example of this tactic recently?

What I’m still struggling with is if it’s still ok with my mortal compass to use Reddit to find information I know will be there. Specifically, product reviews.

I’m no longer contributing content on Reddit, and I’m not passively browsing either, but how do y’all feel about tapping reddit’s wealth of information?