Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

I know who’s to blame, but I’ll never schnitzel.

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Get me on the court and I’m trouble,

Messed around the other day and got a wizard double.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

🙏

Please, Hank Cocaine is my father. Call me Hank Dank.

x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

Centuries later, little has changed!

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.

“Why are you talking about that? You can’t talk about that! Biden isn’t in charge anymore, we’re all done talking about that!”

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