Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

A little wishy, a little washy.

As for me, I managed to get banned from a channel on here. They posted an image of vegan shoes so I followed the joke up with some reality…YouTube allowed videos of how cattle are stunned and then skinned. I didn’t add any text so they assumed I was glorifying that shit.

Such is life I guess. Maybe I should impose a tariff on my neighbors to feel better about my self.

It’s at least $100 bucks to take the family. More if the kids want popcorn.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Monsanto must be testing new lead tooth paste.

I was gifted a box of fancy dried mushrooms. I pressure cooked a few from each type with my regular beans. Its actually a great combination. Incredibly, mushrooms need more cooking time than beans.

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Yeah hand it off and accidentally damage it? Or maybe oops, I think the ruzzians blew it up?

Got ruzzians in your backyard? Try the new Kiev 3500 with extra fish hook grenades and auto follow!

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

Or!..another option is why don’t we not buy anything? At least it would help not getting more grammas sued

Looking good Mr president!

Mr. President! We’re so very sorry! We took one of the barrels. Here, you can have it back!

LOL I almost ate the onion! Lol! unfit for sex trafficking!

Oh wait no. Okay, well could they give him meds that temporarily bring him back for judgment?

Did she say thank you?

Jacky Chan is gonna get busy!

The plan is coming out hot and flabby. They say, if you put your ears near Trump’s ass, you can hear his cheeks clap national security secrets.

Why can’t he just use drones to fight an economic war?