I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
The guy who’s already two thirds pope. Popeye of course! Popeye for Popey!
Lol
Weird Al
Pope Ringo George
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
For each of these requirements there’s at least one Pope who didn’t meet them.
Huh. Pope Joan?
Dang I might have to change my vote
I’d vote for him
Vermin Supreme.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
I think we should reelect Francis.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
No no no. You aren’t allowed to elect dead popes, just prosecute them.
The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
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Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
theme song
“I’m not going to lead mass. Leading mass is Charlie Work!”
Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
I’d vote for Elon Musk as Popeking of Catholicism.
The same way Elon “improved” Twitter and the US Government, I would love it if he did the same for the Catholics.
Elon can’t be trusted with a literal sovereign nation, but I guess between The Vatican and US… What’s he gonna do with it, harbor predators?
Probably purchase nukes and then become another North Korea.
Trump! Make Trump the new Pope. That would be hilarious!
Do you think that is why JD Nonce was in the Vatican? To force the Pope into announcing Trump as his successor?
I heard he was there to kill him. Hence his death shortly after.
All the pope had to do to live was say thank you, but he didn’t.
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