Older: "Oh, pitiful shadow cloaked in darkness, Thy actions cause men pain and suffering. Thy soul drowns in thy sins… How would you like to see what death is like? "
Newer: “I’ll let you suckle my teats if you let me gobble your schlong.”
“Ah, then there is no need to worry. For I am not making use of them as humans.”
Distance only has meaning in a fight between equals. With you and I, distance holds no meaning at all.
Gigaa… DRRRrriiiiLLLL… BRREEEEEEEEAAAAAA
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
“There’s no beef in here… so you wouldn’t really call it bell peppers and beef.”
You’re gonna carry that weight
Perhaps an anime with an ex-cop, ex-yakuza, a corgi, a young hacker, a gambling thief fugitive, and possibly the best intro and music in anime?
See you space cowboy
Bang.
Cowboy bebop. Great choice.
“It’s a terrible day for rain.”
Incredible valor! Respectable muscles!
“Did he have to strip?”
Dying is such a pain…
“What do you mean lower myself, that’s the only thing I’ve ever been. Just a simple human that couldn’t save a little girl, even with alchemy.” 😭
Edward, no hurt daddy. Can we play now?
Also
Mommy, why are they putting all that dirt on daddy?
FMA Also who cut all the onions?
This hurt to read
Get in the robot, Shinji
And it’s spin off: Get in the titan, Eren.
I always forget that the quote isn’t "Get in the fucking robot, Shinji
I’m not gonna have an affair with him
“El Psy Kongroo”
Tuturrruuu
Huh? Mayushii’s watch stopped working?
I know this one
Steins gate
“… What does the scouter say about his power level?”
It’s… 1,006.
It’s over 9000!
Not my top favorite, but it’s great to quote without context:
“I’ll let you suckle my teats, if you let me gobble your weanie.”
Dan Da Dan
Why is everyone after my junk!?
I’m An Advocate Of True Gender Equality, A Guy Who Has No Problem Doling Out A Drop Kick To A Female Opponent.
That’s it Kuzuma!!! EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION
Omei wa mou, shindeirou. NANI?!!
Fist of the North Star
I thought what I’d do was, I’d pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
Stone cold classic.
Spoiler
Ghost in the Machine: Stand Alone Complex
