Jesus as a handheld personal digital assistant.

“Jesus is my PsalmPilot”

I love all of these. Fuck the haters KEEP GOING

you should make him steal a bunch of wheels

I don’t remember this part of the Bible. I must have been skimming too quickly and missed it.

I knew it. The (white) crucifee is a raptor - look at the hands

Mofo came in with like 300 gift cards!