Taste the paper
That’s like evil Skittles
Funny answer: their dog won’t let them leave the room if they smell too much.
Slightly serious answer: bidets are magic.
If there were bidets everywhere, I’d be willing to leave my cave more often.
Using a public bidet sounds like an awful idea.
It’s easier than waddling over to the sink and fitting my ass in there.
They smell the paper.
Ever since I learned this I started doing it too, because it’s more effective than visual inspection alone.
There’s an app where you can have a seeing person help you. I think its meant for shopping and navigating places but I don’t see why they couldn’t be used as paper checkers
The lick test.
If the shit tickets don’t stick to the wall the asshole isn’t poopy anymore.
How can you not tell by feel?
How often do you visually check your butthole when wiping?
We are all blind in the bathroom, my friend.
Every. Single. Time.
This. Who doesn’t?
??? Wtf people, check yo ass, jesus
