That depends a lot on when they started.

When I first installed a distribution where the base system only came with nano instead of standard editors, I was very confused (and very disappointed that this whas what they’d come up with as a “friendly” interface).

Systemd won’t be done until they port libre office to it dammit!

Don’t look into the laser with remaining eye.

I wouldn’t call it coherent, but it self referentially gets the point across, which is the idea I suppose.

Aha. That’s because they all play go!

Right?

That’s why we invented the ISS. Little known fact.

Then she and her husband would be dead I suppose.

Huzzah for Kazumara, our local office software hero!

I do the same. I get unreasonably annoyed by the horrible translations. I’d rather just have the original bad English.

I remember when IBM translated hard disks as “rigid disks” in French for some reason, in defiance of the established usage.

They had to find inspiration somewhere…

Asbestos is a great way to prevent the glue on your pizza from catching on fire !

Well, Palestinians are free to visit Maldives whenever they like and even get a complimentary souvenir magnet. Better?

I’m not sure what you expect tiny countries to even do apart from symbolic gestures.

The US not having such a consumer friendly system is really unfortunate, but not surprising.

Well, they’re consumer friendly, so of course the US won’t have them.

Don’t forget to reserve a few square kilometres for parking. Can’t have enough of that.

I’m going to save so much money by not going to the US to buy one of those… I wonder what I’ll do with all that wealth.

Wow, not many people get Ucrtand right! Impressive!

For all we know she might actually have those.

It’s the same here. When someone tests positive they’re brought back to the station to a machine that’s actually calibrated and can be used as evidence (sometimes it’s in the back of the van if they’re doing a lot of testing, but it’s not carried in a car).

It still blows my mind that they’re apparently commonly used in the US instead of breathalysers like everywhere else.

Of course they’re also using polygraph tests. So at least they’re consistent in using shit testing methods.